Sightings of the Week 3/1-3/8
7 03 2008Those who were too slow to catch a snapshot.
MARCH 1 - DAN spotted He-Man at a FedEx store on Spring st and Lafayette. When told He couldn’t ship the severed head of a Chupacabra, He stormed out saying, “I guess I’ll just go to UPS.”
MARCH 3 - MOLLY viewed He-Man laying on a bench in Central Park. When someone mistook Him for a bum and tossed Him a nickel, He caught it in his sleep and threw it back at 100 mph. It shot through the man’s skin and murdered him dead.
MARCH 4 - EVAN got a glance of He-Man talking on a pay phone on 23rd and 2nd. We can only assume He was talking to either God, Jimmy Hoffa, or Rambo.
MARCH 6 - SHEILA caught He-Man trying on a new camo-suit at Dillards.
MARCH 8 - TODD saw He-Man at Virgin Records in Union Square. He was listening to the new Greatest Hits from Morrissey. He then subjected a terrified teen to a conversation about how his solo stuff beats The Smiths any day.
If YOU have any pictures or sightings, send them to FindHeMan@Gmail.com.
