November 2007
2 posts
Exclusive Charity Sighting: He-Man Protects...
This article was just forwarded to our office, proving once again that He-Man is looking out for the little man.
*From the Hell’s Kitchen Shopping Supplement
“One Man Still Listens”
When Molly Simmons of P.S. 143 in New York City realized she had left her backpack on the school bus, she knew she was once again destined to repeat the 5th grade. This would be the second time in two...
INJUSTICE: Government Traps He-Man in Force Field
With He-Man out of the public’s eye for a few weeks, we at FHM assumed He was on His regular October retreat to Malaysia. However, we were shocked to find in our mail box this morning a much more horrifying reality: He-Man is being trapped against His will.
How could anyone possibly keep this awe-inspiring specimen in any place under duress, you ask? Invisible Force Field Technology.
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