December 2008
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BREAKING NEWS: He-Man Does Something Amazing...
In a miraculous and possibly earth-shattering move, He-Man today committed an act of bravery and courage…right behind that woman who is grabbing her knee for some reason.
Look at the-hey, get out of the way.
Bystanders were heard saying “Wow!”, “I can’t believe He’s doing that!”, and “Ohmygosh!”, leading us no insight to what exactly was...
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BREAKING NEWS: HE-MAN APPLIES FOR SMALL BUSINESS...
He-Man was spotted this afternoon exiting an Amalgamated Bank on 23rd st. and 3rd ave today. Apparently He was applying for an SBA Microloan for His startup business.
With a plastic bag, possibly filled with a loan.
While His business severely underapps, sources around He-Man at the time of the meeting said it sounded like He was starting a small burrito restaurant, “kind of like...